Correct Christian swearing

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  • Begorrah = By God
  • Bejabbers = By Jesus
  • Bleeding heck = Bloody Hell
  • Blimey = Blind me
  • Blinking heck = Bloody Hell
  • Bloody = By Our Lady
  • By George = By God
  • By golly = By God’s body
  • By gosh = By God
  • By gum = By God
  • By Jove = By God
  • Cheese n’ Rice = Jesus Christ
  • Chrissakes = For Christ’s sake
  • Christmas = Christ
  • Cor blimey = God blind me
  • Crikey = Christ
  • Criminy = Christ
  • Cripes = Christ
  • Crivvens = Christ defend us
  • Dad gum = God d–n
  • Dagnammit = Damnation, God d–n it
  • Dagnabbit = Damnation, God d–n it
  • Dang = Damn
  • Dangnabbit = Damnation, God d–n it
  • Dangnation = Damnation
  • Darn = Damn
  • Darnation = Damnation
  • Doggone = God d–n or Dog on it
  • Drat = God rot it
  • Egad = A God
  • For crying out loud = For Christ’s sake
  • Gadzooks = God’s hooks (referring to the nails in Jesus on the cross)
  • Gat Dangit = God d–n it
  • G.D. (pronounced “jee dee”) = God d–n
  • Gee = Jesus or Jerusalem
  • Gee whizz = Jesus
  • Gee willikers = Jesus or Jerusalem
  • Gorblimey = God blind me
  • Good grief = Good God
  • Goodness gracious = Good God
  • Gosh = God
  • Gosh darned = God d–ned
  • Heck = Hell
  • Jason Crisp = Jesus Christ
  • Jebus = Jesus
  • Jeepers Creepers = Jesus Christ
  • Jeez = Jesus
  • Jeezy Creezy = Jesus Christ
  • Jehoshaphat = Jesus
  • Jesus wept = Jesus Christ
  • Jiminy Christmas = Jesus Christ
  • Jiminy Cricket = Jesus Christ
  • Judas Priest = Jesus Christ
  • Jumping Jehoshaphat = Jumping Jesus
  • My goodness = My God
  • Sacré bleu = “sacred blue” = Sang de Dieu (“God’s blood”)
  • Sam Hill = Hell
  • Suffering succotash = Suffering Saviour
  • Tarnation = Damnation
  • Yumping Yiminy = Jumping Jesus
  • Zounds or ‘Swounds = God’s wounds
Author: lossofgravity